TOKYO, JAPAN — In the wake of rampant DSi sales and the glut of distorted kiddie pics that came with it, Sony was quick to counter with their own entry into the world of the questionably manly.

“Everyone knows Lilac is way girlier than Pink. You see that? We got ‘em beat!” exclaimed SCEA Marketing Manager, Sam Mayer, his fingers pointing skyward. Once sure he was striking a definitive pose, he continued, “After Miley Cyrus rubbed her face on our hardware, we knew this ‘only tough guys apply’ image of our PSP would finally go flacid. Now it’s only a matter of time until girls worldwide buy Assassin’s Creed for their Lilac PSPs.”

When asked to comment on criticism that their PSP’s progressive wrist-limping was tarnishing their reputation with their grunty fanbase, Mayer twirled and showed us a lamenated box art printout of Strider for the Genesis. “Lilac can be interpreted as manly too. Ha! We’re THAT good!”

This parody inspired by Sony: ‘There Isn’t Much’ For New Audiences In DSi.