THE WEB, EARTH — The Internet today unanimously voted SuperBlipsBros.com the worst Website name in the world.

According to the results from SlightlyScience Inc., an unprecedented twenty million people responded to the month-long poll which asked participants to rank sites based solely on their domain name appeal. Ninety-nine percent of pollsters who responded said, “SuperBlipsBros sounds like shit.”

A total of 500,000 poll commenters expected sales at GameStop, a brick-and-mortar retailer, to jump exponentially due to SuperBlipsBros’ drag on the entire Internet. Sandra Whiggam, a GameStop executive, told No-Pause, “Super…Blips….well, whatever the name of that site is, we’d like to send a bottle of Dom Perignon to their executives.”

“SuperBlipsBrothers was a write-in candidate,” said Merv Poller, the long-time analyst and pollster. “And it broke our polling system. In all honesty, I’m supposed to be neutral of this stuff. But SuperBlipsBrothers? Yeah sure they won the poll, but seriously, that’s the worst fucking name I’ve ever heard of.”

Honorable runners-up for the title of Worst Domain In The World, were therapistfinder.com, penisland.net, and speedofart.com.

SuperBlipsBrothers also won a second, write-in candidate award, “Biggest Piece of Shit.”

“I’ve never seen anything like it in my 40-year career,” said Poller. “I mean how does a site generate such disgust? They won ‘Biggest Piece of Shit?’ I’m speechless.”

When SuperBlipsBros’ head office was telephoned for comment, a baffled QA team member exclaimed, “We won world’s best shit?”