PREMISE: Your neighborhood is under siege from legions of new babies. The spawn, whether they’re either trying to gentrify or reduce your neighborhood’s property value, have landed and are here to stay… unless you got something to gurgle about it! To save your own impending childhood, you have one singular goal: to pacify them all straight to hell!

GAMEPLAY: Choose from a wide range of class-based Pushers — from big booty latina mamasitas, flabby soccer moms, to even the ever-elusive deadbeat baby daddy — ride their erratic shoves to dominance! Use fully automatic firearms, sniper rifles, and grenades from the comfort of your Stroller o’ Doom! Cruise through suburban streets wrecking carnage to any enemy strollers you encounter in this action-packed overhead shooter!

PROGRESSION: Raise your war fund by selling nicotine-laced candy to passersby. Purchase new weapons and pimp out your baby-mobile with spokes, oil slick cannons, and nitrous boosters. As you upgrade, unlock new areas to expand the turf you aim to fondly remember in decades to come. The larger your childhood empire, the better your memories shall be. Now go get that baby!