WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs in a post-apocalyptic wasteland might not yield the most desirable of results. In many cases, the dancers can and will achieve unprecedented levels of heinous.

“Originally we were going to just allow human women dance, however dirty they might be,” said game designer Emil Pagliarulo. “But fearing racism accusations or any kind of popular backlash, we decided to make all the clubs Equal Opportunity so they may employ female ghouls as well.”

Being that bottle caps are the accepted form of currency in the world of Fallout, all dancers will come equipped with rusty coin belts as opposed to garters to add yet another realistic edge.

Pervert beware.