Articles by Mike Reilly
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie, PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone.
“We have full …
If I were a city planner, the first thing I’d do is invest massively in public transportation, scrap buses and trains, and convert the system into a huge network of underground roller coasters. This would …
In many ways this ASCII Street Fighter is a way bigger deal than most of the Street Fighters pumped from Capcom’s notorius sequel factory over the decades.
So much so, that this game made me …
WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs …
EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …
FOSTER CITY, CA — Following a study that purportedly demonstrated gamers’ addict-like behavior towards their media of choice, The Entertainment Software Association (ESA) has decided to capitalize on the research with a transdermal gamer patch.
“We …
If I were Satan, I wouldn’t go with a blazing inferno. Nor would I choose a freezing tundra. I’d roll with the contrast, turning the themostat up and down randomly. I’d also change the shape …
PREMISE: Your neighborhood is under siege from legions of new babies. The spawn, whether they’re either trying to gentrify or reduce your neighborhood’s property value, have landed and are here to stay… unless you got …
If you do not win, and win decisively, The Internet will never let you forget.
