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HOLLYWOOD, CA — After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie, PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone.
“We have full …
EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …
FOSTER CITY, CA — Following a study that purportedly demonstrated gamers’ addict-like behavior towards their media of choice, The Entertainment Software Association (ESA) has decided to capitalize on the research with a transdermal gamer patch.
“We …
TOKYO, JAPAN — About an hour after Square Enix took over Eidos Game Studios, Square’s Lead Game Designer, Maikeru Rairi, unveiled his plans for a Final Fantasy game featuring Lara Croft.
“This corporate takeover is not …
THE WEB, EARTH — The Internet today unanimously voted SuperBlipsBros.com the worst Website name in the world.
According to the results from SlightlyScience Inc., an unprecedented twenty million people responded to the month-long poll which asked …
TOKYO, JAPAN — Sony Senior Executive Andre Alfort has issued an official statement today that gamers worldwide need to “…stop hanging off Apple’s balls.” This statement comes after the massive swell of traction the iPhone …
WASHINGTON — Maxis has announced their survey results on the topic of who players would most likely create in their hotly anticipated sequel. An overwhelming 92% of users said they would they would subconsciously be …
REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Not satisfied with a reported 45% reduction in console creation cost, Nintendo has revealed that it plans to release a fully-functional Wii system made strictly of 100% recycled paper. The console will …
FRANKLIN PARK, ILLINOIS — Midway Games, now halfway through their bankruptcy proceedings, is on the verge of losing the dev team responsible for the Mortal Kombat franchise due to creditors screwing the team out of …
TOKYO, JAPAN — In the wake of rampant DSi sales and the glut of distorted kiddie pics that came with it, Sony was quick to counter with their own entry into the world of the …
