Or you can just smoke weed.

If you do not win, and win decisively, The Internet will never let you forget.

If you do happen to return after death, come as a gatling gun.

You will also magically become cooler without having to explain to your grandkids what you did with your life.

Keep applying this and watch the games design themselves.

Watch out for the boobs too.

Then wonder when content creators will start asking for a burger from the cash cow.
Inspiration found from Gamasutra’s article: LittleBigPlanet Reaches 2 Million Online Players, 725K Levels.

Neither do some Vistas look very far ahead.

A touch screen, tens of millions of buyers, it’s black, and has an Apple logo slapped on it. How long did you really think it’d take for games to appear on the iPhone?

So long as you pretend that people aren’t there, you won’t notice them tremble in fear.