WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs …

RAPTURE, UNDER THE SEA — After the controversy surrounding Damori Miles’ death, Bethesda Game Studios has issued its own response with a plan that will effectively end any possible chance of violence or harm that …

THE GUTTER, ALBION — With rampant spending and the cancerous mountain of debt it has created, the Tax Man is apparently not satisfied with blasting the life out of people on Earth. Reportedly, He has …

PARIS, FRANCE — In training for his next appearance in Punch Out!! for the Wii, Glass Joe managed to stay upright for a solid minute with some of our handpicked, frail-looking No-Pause staff members. His …

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario, star of several smash hit video game franchises, has been picked up by local police today on drug possession charges outside of a club in downtown Mushroom Kingdom. Apparently he had …

SEGA, GENESIS — Today marks a tragic day in the history of gaming. Herzog Zwei, the grandfather of the real-time strategy genre has officially blown himself up for the last time.

“He was already feeling …

KIJUJU, AFRICA — In an obvious turn of events, Chris Redfield, star of Resident Evil 5, has admitted to No-Pause foreign correspondent Steve Sawyer that baseball star Alex Rodriguez injected him with steroids on at …