If I were a city planner, the first thing I’d do is invest massively in public transportation, scrap buses and trains, and convert the system into a huge network of underground roller coasters. This would …

In many ways this ASCII Street Fighter is a way bigger deal than most of the Street Fighters pumped from Capcom’s notorius sequel factory over the decades.
So much so, that this game made me …

If I were Satan, I wouldn’t go with a blazing inferno. Nor would I choose a freezing tundra. I’d roll with the contrast, turning the themostat up and down randomly. I’d also change the shape …

This is one of Bullfrog’s best games. Along with Theme Park, Theme Hospital was one of the first games that brought sim games to the popular forefront. Its genes survive to this day, forming the …

One of the first sequels worth talking about, Warcraft 2 brought the RTS genre to my attention before I was cool enough to even refer to the genre by an acronym.
I’ve always wondered why …

If there is a world record to how many times players saved, then loaded a file within a game, X-COM: UFO Defense would get a shiny green ribbon in the mail. A soldier stub his …

Domestic violence is certainly no laughing matter. Then again, if she ended up busting him up, with or without an umbrella, it’d be hysterical.
With so much wealth, a talented woman by his side, and …

When the recession has got you down, broke, and starving, this game would be a very necessary distraction. There needs to be a “Talented Broke Guy” character. It’ll help with the immersion.
Being that daydreaming …

Play it again and again for an increasing wtf effect! Meanwhile, wonder what the voice actor’s face must have looked like while recording this.
It probably looked like the same as the dude who recorded …

As sad as it is to think of Doc Brown getting carjacked, it is pretty funny imagining him chase you down the street — his hair flopping around all willy-nilly yelling “Noooo!” in slo-mo. It’s …