Article Archive for March 2009
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario, star of several smash hit video game franchises, has been picked up by local police today on drug possession charges outside of a club in downtown Mushroom Kingdom. Apparently he had …
Play it again and again for an increasing wtf effect! Meanwhile, wonder what the voice actor’s face must have looked like while recording this.
It probably looked like the same as the dude who recorded …
PREMISE: Packaged with 200 lbs worth of steel plates, getting the game home is just the warmup! Complete with an Anabolic Supplementation Fun-Stack and a Syringe Starter Pack, Pii Ripped will ensure you’ll rock like …
HEALTH, YOUR BODY — “Increased hand-eye coordination, response time, visual accuity, problem solving — all of these positive neurological effects of games on your state of being do not mean that games are generally good for your body,” says Game Designer Ray Brady.
SEGA, GENESIS — Today marks a tragic day in the history of gaming. Herzog Zwei, the grandfather of the real-time strategy genre has officially blown himself up for the last time.
“He was already feeling …
STOMACH, YOUR BODY — The US Food and Drug Administration issued a statement earlier today that all games fitting within the cooking genre are to be monitored and approved for public consumption prior to release.
“Not …
As sad as it is to think of Doc Brown getting carjacked, it is pretty funny imagining him chase you down the street — his hair flopping around all willy-nilly yelling “Noooo!” in slo-mo. It’s …
PREMISE: You are knife-toting teenage gangbanger trying to “make it” in the ‘hood. Attempts at a GED, selling candy on subway cars, and “serving the community” have proven unfruitful, so you return to your old …
Well it’s more like 28 seconds, but who’s counting? Actually we were, but that’s besides the point.
Anywho, this video could have very well been called “Kingdom Hearts 2 ‘In 2 Words and Some Gibberish’ …
