FOSTER CITY, CA — Following a study that purportedly demonstrated gamers’ addict-like behavior towards their media of choice, The Entertainment Software Association (ESA) has decided to capitalize on the research with a transdermal gamer patch.
“We …

If I were Satan, I wouldn’t go with a blazing inferno. Nor would I choose a freezing tundra. I’d roll with the contrast, turning the themostat up and down randomly. I’d also change the shape …

PREMISE: Your neighborhood is under siege from legions of new babies. The spawn, whether they’re either trying to gentrify or reduce your neighborhood’s property value, have landed and are here to stay… unless you got …

If you do not win, and win decisively, The Internet will never let you forget.

TOKYO, JAPAN — About an hour after Square Enix took over Eidos Game Studios, Square’s Lead Game Designer, Maikeru Rairi, unveiled his plans for a Final Fantasy game featuring Lara Croft.
“This corporate takeover is not …

This is one of Bullfrog’s best games. Along with Theme Park, Theme Hospital was one of the first games that brought sim games to the popular forefront. Its genes survive to this day, forming the …

THE WEB, EARTH — The Internet today unanimously voted SuperBlipsBros.com the worst Website name in the world.
According to the results from SlightlyScience Inc., an unprecedented twenty million people responded to the month-long poll which asked …

RAPTURE, UNDER THE SEA — After the controversy surrounding Damori Miles’ death, Bethesda Game Studios has issued its own response with a plan that will effectively end any possible chance of violence or harm that …

THE GUTTER, ALBION — With rampant spending and the cancerous mountain of debt it has created, the Tax Man is apparently not satisfied with blasting the life out of people on Earth. Reportedly, He has …

One of the first sequels worth talking about, Warcraft 2 brought the RTS genre to my attention before I was cool enough to even refer to the genre by an acronym.
I’ve always wondered why …