Thundercats: The Video Game Shall Unleash The Power of The Bejeweled Engine
August 22, 2009 – 7:15 pm | One Comment

HOLLYWOOD, CA — After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie, PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone.

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Free Game: Sim City 2000
May 14, 2009 – 9:19 am | 2 Comments
Free Game: Sim City 2000

If I were a city planner, the first thing I’d do is invest massively in public transportation, scrap buses and trains, and convert the system into a huge network of underground roller coasters. This would …

Video: ASCII Street Fighter
May 14, 2009 – 8:53 am | No Comment
Video: ASCII Street Fighter

In many ways this ASCII Street Fighter is a way bigger deal than most of the Street Fighters pumped from Capcom’s notorius sequel factory over the decades.
So much so, that this game made me …

Fallout 3: New Vegas To Have Gnarliest Strippers Ever
May 13, 2009 – 2:21 pm | One Comment
Fallout 3: New Vegas To Have Gnarliest Strippers Ever

WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs …

PRO-TIP: Duck Iron Mike For Happiness
May 11, 2009 – 2:36 pm | No Comment
PRO-TIP: Duck Iron Mike For Happiness

Or you can just smoke weed.

Real-Life Distracts Gamers From Games. World Suffers.
May 11, 2009 – 2:15 pm | No Comment
Real-Life Distracts Gamers From Games. World Suffers.

EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …