HOLLYWOOD, CA — After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie, PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone.
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TOKYO, JAPAN — Sony Senior Executive Andre Alfort has issued an official statement today that gamers worldwide need to “…stop hanging off Apple’s balls.” This statement comes after the massive swell of traction the iPhone …
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Domestic violence is certainly no laughing matter. Then again, if she ended up busting him up, with or without an umbrella, it’d be hysterical.
With so much wealth, a talented woman by his side, and …
When the recession has got you down, broke, and starving, this game would be a very necessary distraction. There needs to be a “Talented Broke Guy” character. It’ll help with the immersion.
Being that daydreaming …
WASHINGTON — Maxis has announced their survey results on the topic of who players would most likely create in their hotly anticipated sequel. An overwhelming 92% of users said they would they would subconsciously be …
REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Not satisfied with a reported 45% reduction in console creation cost, Nintendo has revealed that it plans to release a fully-functional Wii system made strictly of 100% recycled paper. The console will …
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FRANKLIN PARK, ILLINOIS — Midway Games, now halfway through their bankruptcy proceedings, is on the verge of losing the dev team responsible for the Mortal Kombat franchise due to creditors screwing the team out of …
TOKYO, JAPAN — In the wake of rampant DSi sales and the glut of distorted kiddie pics that came with it, Sony was quick to counter with their own entry into the world of the …
EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …
WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs …
