HOLLYWOOD, CA — After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie, PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone.
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THE PRESENT, TIME — In a market powered by high-end HD graphics during the paradoxical resurgence of retro gaming, many players have noticed that their fond memories of great gaming moments are total lies.
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REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Top executives at Microsoft have confirmed that their first entry into the portable console market is none other than their own Xbox 360. With its extensive library of games and wireless internet …
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PARIS, FRANCE — In training for his next appearance in Punch Out!! for the Wii, Glass Joe managed to stay upright for a solid minute with some of our handpicked, frail-looking No-Pause staff members. His …
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario, star of several smash hit video game franchises, has been picked up by local police today on drug possession charges outside of a club in downtown Mushroom Kingdom. Apparently he had …
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PREMISE: Packaged with 200 lbs worth of steel plates, getting the game home is just the warmup! Complete with an Anabolic Supplementation Fun-Stack and a Syringe Starter Pack, Pii Ripped will ensure you’ll rock like …
HEALTH, YOUR BODY — “Increased hand-eye coordination, response time, visual accuity, problem solving — all of these positive neurological effects of games on your state of being do not mean that games are generally good for your body,” says Game Designer Ray Brady.
SEGA, GENESIS — Today marks a tragic day in the history of gaming. Herzog Zwei, the grandfather of the real-time strategy genre has officially blown himself up for the last time.
“He was already feeling …
EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …
WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs …
