HOLLYWOOD, CA — After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie, PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone.
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STOMACH, YOUR BODY — The US Food and Drug Administration issued a statement earlier today that all games fitting within the cooking genre are to be monitored and approved for public consumption prior to release.
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As sad as it is to think of Doc Brown getting carjacked, it is pretty funny imagining him chase you down the street — his hair flopping around all willy-nilly yelling “Noooo!” in slo-mo. It’s …
PREMISE: You are knife-toting teenage gangbanger trying to “make it” in the ‘hood. Attempts at a GED, selling candy on subway cars, and “serving the community” have proven unfruitful, so you return to your old …
Well it’s more like 28 seconds, but who’s counting? Actually we were, but that’s besides the point.
Anywho, this video could have very well been called “Kingdom Hearts 2 ‘In 2 Words and Some Gibberish’ …
BATHROOMS, EVERYWHERE — In a new trend of websites getting involved in game production, MySpace has revealed that it will not be left in the interactive dust. Thier announcement of their new title “Bathroom Pic …
BROOKLYN, NY — Usually sheltered from the harsh realities of Earth, some intrepid members of Sister Maria’s Convent have taken the stumble into cyberspace. Some equally pioneering No-Pause reporters were on the scene to chronicle …
Sweep! Sweep! Revolving feet! Cheese and repeat. These sound effects are a cut more annoying than SF4’s included game show announcer.
Which is a good thing, since we now know exactly how to anger the …
EA HEADQUARTERS, THE SUN — A controversial new theory has emerged to challenge those of Evolution, Creationism, and Pastafarianism. The new theory proposes that the entirety of The Universe, from microscopic bacteria to whole galaxies, …
PREMISE: There’s a big, teal dot out there, and you’re a lone, mysterious player on a secretive quest to catch it! No matter how you tilt your screen or how many handstands you do, that …
EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …
WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs …
