HOLLYWOOD, CA — After director Michael Bay blows the Thundercats movie, PopCap Games reportedly has plans to further suckify the franchise by releasing Thundercats: The Video Game as yet another Bejeweled clone.
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PREMISE: You are with your significant other in one of many crowded public areas. All of a sudden, he/she starts acting all types of crazy, and it’s your job to put a stop to it …
PREMISE: A shadowy group of vampires with Globalist interests run a puppet government that controls its populace by keeping it flat broke through hardcore taxation. You are an elite vampire killer with massive monetary reserves, …
A touch screen, tens of millions of buyers, it’s black, and has an Apple logo slapped on it. How long did you really think it’d take for games to appear on the iPhone?
A mash of Kung Fu, Street Fighter, Mega Man, and Mario, this video demonstrates what we could have thought as “The Best Game Ever” back when we played in our underwear… as opposed to now …
KIJUJU, AFRICA — In an obvious turn of events, Chris Redfield, star of Resident Evil 5, has admitted to No-Pause foreign correspondent Steve Sawyer that baseball star Alex Rodriguez injected him with steroids on at …
PREMISE: A hip bird from the city, you have grown up tough in the violent streets of Chicago. With olympic dreams and pigeon flight banned in “The Windy City”, you start your own foot racing …
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EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …
WASHINGTON, DC — Bethesda has officially announced that their hotly anticipated title Fallout: New Vegas will indeed mirror every aspect that Las Vegas is famous for, including exotic dance clubs. Unfortunately for gamers, strip clubs …
