EXISTENCE, EARTH — In a depressing sequence of events, virtual gaming has apparently taken a back seat to the trials set forth by a game some call “Real-Life”, despite its shortcomings to more modern first-person …

When the recession has got you down, broke, and starving, this game would be a very necessary distraction. There needs to be a “Talented Broke Guy” character. It’ll help with the immersion.
Being that daydreaming …

Sweep! Sweep! Revolving feet! Cheese and repeat. These sound effects are a cut more annoying than SF4’s included game show announcer.
Which is a good thing, since we now know exactly how to anger the …